17 Funniest Marriage Tweets That Will Make Your Sides Hurt
August 15th, 2018
3 min read
Our dreams of “marital bliss” don’t usually match up to the reality. Instead, humor is found in some of the strangest situations, which is a good sign. If a couple can laugh at some of the crazy and annoying moments that marriage brings, they most definitely have an enviable marriage.
Here are our favorite tweets that capture the highs and lows of married life
“Friend: Our kids are away with their grandparents so I’m taking my wife out tonight. Me: oh wow, like with an assassin or are you gonna do it yourself? Friend: um, like to dinner. Me: Cool, cool.” Click to Tweet
“At the lake with the kids; the husband has been digging a giant moat in the sand. It’s been twenty-five minutes and I’m wondering when he will realize the little girl digging with him isn’t ours” Click to Tweet